Hey there!
Its Sunday morning, i know, just 7 am, here, but well, for the activated woman like me, this time i have finished my laundry, took a little walk around the house and...a nice fresh shower. In fact, now i am having my coffee, the all time breakfast.
Well, hmm, this writing is my silly observation over man and woman. As we know, man and woman are designed differently. Man uses logic, woman with her emotion. One book that i read also refers man are from Mars, woman are from Venus. For me, as I believe there is an alien, i refer man as ALIEN. The strange living creature who exists with me in this small world.
Ok, this is about how i classify man and woman, based on their behaviour. I call man as VISUAL CREATURE. They are gifted with the most functioned eyes. Man's eyes are unbelievable. They can still observe other woman around while his girl or wife is on his arm. This is also explains the egocentrism of man when they ask his wife not to show HER ASSETS, but his eyes are busy observing THE OTHER WOMAN ASSETS. It is because he knows, if the wife shows her assets, other man will enjoy observing them just like what he does. :-)
This explains the respons of woman to man. Due to this marvellous man's eyes capacity, woman tends to use make up. They put lipstick to make the lips become more red, they put powder to put the face becomes more fair, etc etc, all the things that will camuflase the eyes of a man. Hey man, dont blame us, why we love doing make up (not to confuse with the "make up exam") hehe. We love doing make up to answer your eyes needs by the way.
Of course this writing is not just about attacking man. I also observe woman behaviour here. I call woman as THE AUDITORY CREATURE. Me, us, woman, we love to hear nice sentences from man. We can fall easily with flirty sentence. The sentence like YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL from a man is such a heaven for woman. Thats why, hey u, man all around the world, we put nice dresses, we use make up, we want u to say WE ARE BEAUTIFUL! For some of us, we dont care of your look, we can fall in love to the fatty stomach, or baldy head, if u can really win our heart. Spoil our ear with your sentence, and we will fall to u.
Due to this, then, man respons us with LIES. As woman use her ear maximumly, woman will resist to hear anything she doesnt want to hear, such as, U GAIN WEIGHT, or YOUR LIPSTICK IS INCORRECT. Damn, we will blow u up with our fire hehehe. So woman, when u ask a man a question, and then he lies, dont blame him. It is just the way he respons to our needs. We love hearing lies. We love to listen to sweet lie rather than bitter truth. Come on, just be honest to yourself and handle the truth in an easy way. If u look at the mirror, and see some fat on your stomach, and ask him about it, when he says YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ME. Hehe, believe it, he lies, and just try to make u happy. Dont discuss it more, just receive his sweet lies and say DARLING, THANK U FOR TELLING LIES, lol...
Ok then, no offense, to man and woman. I write this in the most neutral way. No self atacking both to man, especially to woman. I respect both of the creatures equally. Man and woman should realize that despite our own strangeness and difference, man can not live without woman, and woman can not live without man. We are like cat and mouse, we keep fighting, but inside, we need each other.
Best regards to all man and woman in the world!
(still in India)
Nurul
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